Good heavens, wasn't the Essex lion enough? Young people these days surely can't have enough amusement in their lives if they're making up tales like that.
In my day we made our own entertainment, and a jolly time we had of it too. Wasn't that right, Jane?
*sigh* Yes, dear, I'll put the bins out.
I can't get back to London soon enough. Maybe I should volunteer to track down the poodle in the park that's got everybody so upset.
- All these rumours...