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Seems David's and James's attempt at a reunion last night didn't go too well.  Nobody's heard from David since.  I've spent the night driving round London searching people's allotments for cabbage patches.

Unfortunately, there are a hell of a lot of allotments in London.

When I find him, I'm going to hug the living daylights out of him, I don't care what he says kill him. And then I'm going to use my new rocket launcher to blow up his house.

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Fine. It's a good thing conscription ended before I was born, isn't it?

Can I stay in your cabbage patch again tonight?

Oh, you'd have been safe from conscription. They did have a height requirement, you know.

Perhaps I should let him try. I could do with a workout and it might make him feel better.

Did it? They didn't teach me that in history!

I'd be good at reacting to "Don't Ask Don't Tell" at the very least.

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